January 2012
72 posts
Weed, Hash, Whatever
Weed featured heavily in my teens. I was like most teenagers really - lousy haircut, greasy skin, no money and a penchant for getting so high I could barely flick the ash burning a hole in my t-shirt. Like most, I knocked it on the head because, ostensibly, being stoned is really fuckin’ dull. Worse still, talking to someone who is stoned is about as frustrating as trying to thread a...
Dr Bonzo
Do you know who the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band are? If not, SHAME ON YOU! Not really, but you might like this piece I wrote about them with lots of videos to get your chops round. The were funny, wrote great songs and The Beatles and Monty Python loved ‘em. What more do you want?
READ IT
Age
Hi. I’m Mof. I’m no longer a teenager. I’m not even in my twenties. Being on Tumblr, and being neither a teen nor a twentysomething, this makes me feel like some kind of wretched, hand-wringing child-snatcher in his mucky overcoat frightening the young people in the yard.
I’m not quite sure why this is the case, given that the internet is a revolving door and...
WatchI just uploaded “Strange Circuit: Library Electronics & Weird Grooves” to www.mixcloud.com - listen now!
Genitals
Here’s a thing. I’ve seen a number of tumblrists (is that even a word? It shouldn’t be. It’s terrible) hooting about an image that says “I have heels bigger than your dick”, and it’s been kinda playing on my mind.
Because I’m a hypocrite, it a drag queen said it, I’d love it, but because it’s largely young women, it’s been...
Badvertising: In Which We Discuss Friday 13th &...
greatcollapso:
In this week’s Badvertising, I take a look at Friday 13th, Noah & this poor bastard who must be, without a doubt, the unluckiest person on earth. Read it at hecklerspray.
Ol' Dirty Bastard FBI File Released
Wu-Tang Clan’s Ol’ Dirty Bastard was “heavily involved” in “murder, car-jackings … and the sale of drugs [and] illegal guns”, according to a newly released FBI report.
READ MORE HERE
You can take ‘Wu Tang Clan ain’t nuttin’ ta fuck wit” as a statement of fact from now on (if you didn’t already)
